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More Racism via HipsterRunoff

September 9, 2010

I want you guys to see exactly what kind of mindset Carles and his followers have. Where does the irony end?

//////////Reply by Bromosexual
//////////Posted September 9th, 2010 at 12:53 am
@CaliAltBro, not 2 sound unchill, bro, but kinda getting a middle american ‘enlightened tween’ vibe out of you. Feel like u just lrnd that teh mississippi wasn the cradle of life/ that u r an import and u asked out an asian gerl 2 prom as reparations 4 the ‘great embarrassment.’
Im glad u respect ur suburbanite black class president/valedictorian. Should totes respect all ppl, but wrried bout u and feel like u need to learn 2 accept some of life’s realitys [via jersey shore]. Not sayin’ blacks are inhurrently ‘werse’, just that they are ‘statistically’ less educated, more poorly compensated, and they compose ~70% of our prison system.
Oh, plus every1 noes carls is an MexiAlt, so don’t really see teh force of ur argument.
Kinda wrried bout me 2 . . . feel like u definitely dont ‘get it,’ but 4 engaging u I feel like i might not ‘get it’ either. Feeling less relevant. Kinda wnt 2 ‘cool stry bro’ or ‘tl;dr’ myself.

//////////Reply by onbrobation
//////////Posted September 9th, 2010 at 2:07 am
@CaliAltBro, bro. chill with the faux enlightened bs already….. obviously everybody knows that the injuns got wiped out [via trading their lives 4 firewater] but i think were past that by now…. nobody cares. shit happens….. i think u need to just accept the fact that ur a spoiled white kid and enjoy it.
first of all genocide happens in africa all the time, and everywhere else for that matter. second, the japs put our souljaboys on the batan death march. third, the only place slavery still exists is in……. oh yeah AFRICA. and finally, 9/11 wasnt a staged ploy by the bush admin, those ppl really died, and at the hands of a bunch of hadjis……
so i dont see ur point. what goes around comes around. read darwin.

//////////Reply by CaliAltBro
//////////Posted September 9th, 2010 at 2:13 am
First: I’m an adult and an English major. Save the cute tween shit for someone who’s mentally at your level.
Secondly, there is nothing ironic about this website or its pathetic owner. Just as i said earlier.. typical racism and bigotry cloaked in subcultural pretentiousness and attempted to be passed as ironoy. pathetic sheep will follow along and support such maddness not realizing that are being bamboozled playing into the very sadistic plan that this asshole lays out before you all everyday in each post.
Cut all the bullshit and pseudo-irony… he’s a racist bitch and should be called out on his shit, simple as that. There is nothing to “get” That entire concept is a stupid facade that ypu force yourself to believe for some kind of ludicrous validation. Get the fuck over yourself.
[via Afrocentric progressive-thinking black dude that call fake bitches out]

//////////Reply by Bromosexual
//////////Posted September 9th, 2010 at 2:28 am
@CaliAltBro, lwld a lil when u admitted u were black. Get where ur summa cumming from tho, oreo bro. Am I BET or ACT? Am I supposta used eboniks or should I properly conjugate mah shit, nig [shuld I let my white friends say nig?].
Bet u went in2 english just 2 lrn why ebonix is considered a ‘real language’ instead of a dialect, only 2 learn that there is no good reason and it’s only cuz of white guilt.
Anywho, 2 more pts . . . No 1 claimed this site was ironic, so get ur premises str8 [via post irony]. secend, ‘callin u out’ 4 thinkin that hmns like crls can work with brobots like the altreport brobot towards greater world goals . . . large body of pop culture suggests otherwise [via matrix, terminator, I Brobot]

//////////Reply by Chillvon Chillsdale
//////////Posted September 9th, 2010 at 2:34 am
@CaliAltBro, OH SHIT WE GOT AN ENGLISH MAJOR UP IN HERE. we dig your “culture of grievance” vibes, but this is a humor website for people who enjoy humor. this post might find a better response over at a race industry website like the rainbow coalition.

//////////Reply by onbrobation
//////////Posted September 9th, 2010 at 2:11 am
@CaliAltBro, oh and guess wut, because of abortion, black ppl have a severe negative birthrate in this country and will ‘die out’ in a few generations……..
so goodbye to grapedrank

//////////Reply by CaliAltBro
//////////Posted September 9th, 2010 at 2:17 am
@onbrobation, If you were anywhere near on my level i would put more effort into this response. Since you are a bottom-dwelling pig with the intelligence of Glen beck.. I’ll let you stay dumb and bigoted from behind your computer screen.

//////////Reply by onbrobation
//////////Posted September 9th, 2010 at 2:55 am
@CaliAltBro, bro, stop harshing every1s vibes….. were just chillin/commenting/etc and then u start calling ppl names and comparing ppl to glen beck. so unchill. so h8ful. so not open to dialogue. so angry.
so you study english? big fucking deal. i was reading dostoevsky in 7th grade. im not majoring in english cuz i learned that shit in highschool.
but on the other hand it all makes sense now, u take some uncivilized sans-coulotte, teach him how to read, and suddenly he thinks he knows something. haha, i bet ur so sophistically primitive that you think descartes was right (if you even know who he is)
but lets face it, ur an afrocentric black dude, so therefore u h8 me cuz im white. and i pity u cuz u think that ‘going to college’ makes u smart.
u wanna pull the intellectual card? alright fine. ur in the big leagues now, affirmative action isnt gonna help u create a proper syllogism.

HipsterRunoff is beneath me. I will no longer engage in sophomoric pissing matches with them. Instead, i want you all to see for yourselves the kind of bigotry and racism that Carles and his followers stand for.

11 Comments leave one →
  1. September 9, 2010 12:01 pm

    Well, for starters I can barely read that swill as his sentences structure has all the makings of an unenlightened tween. It is also amazing to me the way he has manipulated data:
    “just that they are ‘statistically’ less educated, more poorly compensated, and they compose ~70% of our prison system.”
    That is racism in action. This analysis does not speak to the the intellect of any one person except maybe the author… who clearly does not see the “life chances”(–look it up, bro. Its a concept) at work here. It is such a basic concept that it hurts my head to try and unpack.

    I had never heard of that blog, and now I know I don’t want to hear it

    • Tomas permalink
      September 9, 2010 4:07 pm

      I read that twice and I thought I agreed with you but then I realized those are comments from people on the site rather than the writing of the blogger. If you go back and read the actual post, you can see that the tone and content are both quite different from that commenter. I’m not saying the commenter/comment(s) are irrelevant but I think it is important to make a distinction between the writing of the original author and the people who respond to his or her post.

      • sophistaphunk permalink*
        September 9, 2010 4:23 pm

        Carles often responds to comments anonymously using various aliases. While I can not 100% confirm that he is “bromosexual,” I am confident that it very well might b him. He has done this in the past, and what is displayed above doesn’t look much different. His signature “tween” style of writing is what gives him away.

      • Tomas permalink
        September 9, 2010 4:36 pm

        It appears to me that many of the frequent “commenters” on the site have adopted his stylized (annoying) use of texting / instant-messaging speech. It is altogether plausible that he responds on his own blog however I imagine he would modulate his tone in doing so. Similarly, perhaps I am actually you responding on your own blog. (To other readers: I am not).

  2. lil bo permalink
    September 9, 2010 3:40 pm

    dude holmes just so you know, CRLS is hispanic (Carlos…get it?) and he and Tao Lin are thick as thieves.

    he may still be racist (i doubt it, quote Franz K. “What do I have in common with the Jews? I don’t even have anything in common with myself!”) but it’s not as simple as some cracker-ass cracker ironic distancing.

    • Tomas permalink
      September 9, 2010 4:40 pm

      Interesting. He has written posts that “make fun of” Hispanics (“mexis,” etc.) but I don’t think they have caused any backlash. I wonder why that is?

  3. steve permalink
    September 10, 2010 12:54 am

    i mean, i know this should be obvious, but his entire intention is to generate buzz.

    also it isn’t very hard to mimic the way he speaks

    4 example.

    1nder y ppl take things srsly that r obv made 2 poke fun at ppl who ‘take things srsly’. just want 2 create memes on the internet that live 4evr + generate mad ‘blog dollars’ + buzz. want 2 learn how 2 rlly ‘get things’ n it’s easier when u put erry1 in lil boxes that a bunch of lil tweens can identify n relate 2.

    i don’t know, seems like you are not understanding the point of the blog.

    people being candid about stereotypes is a way to overcome racism as oppose to perpetuating it, pretending it doesn’t exist is worse.

    • September 10, 2010 5:57 am

      Honestly, I think the P-Nut post did a lot to expose subtle racism by stating it in a painfully blunt, ugly way: “Do yall like 2 laugh at ‘dumb black ppl’ on the internet?” As progressive and peaceful as I try to be, I honestly believe it serves me well to be asked that question after watching the leprechaun video or Antoine Dodson. Is it just funny because it’s people saying dumb things, or is there more going on within me? If there is, I want to stir it up and make a change! If someone delivers the same message in an accusatory fashion, I’ll get defensive. The way “Carles” put it, with his usual awkward, absurdist delivery and tween/hipster-speak, it elicited a response from me to look a little more closely at myself.

      Anybody watch Louie? In the pilot episode, Louis was doing standup talking about how people starve all the time, and yet he drives an Infiniti, and could sell it, replace it with a good car, and be able to save people’s lives. “But everyday I don’t do it. Everyday I kill people with my car.” He says it with his standard sardonic, defeated delivery. I’ve been hearing preachers and activists say things like this for years, to the point of near desensitization, but with Louis C.K.’s approach, it was convicting to me. That’s how I felt with the P-Nut post.

  4. HRunOn permalink
    September 17, 2010 4:20 am

    Hipster Runoff has been racist bullshit since post one. This is shocking news?

    And the “Mexican/Asian/Native American so he can’t be racist!” trope is unbelievably stupid. Just ask any African-Americans living in LA’s Harbor area about that one.

    Also, I don’t believe the HRO guy is hispanic or latino. It’s easy to fake an identity on the internet, and easier still to use an assumed ethnicity to hide behind when making racist attacks.

    Hell, for all anyone knows, this blog could be written by some aggrieved white guy posing as “Griff X”. 😉

    HRO is just one front in a concerted effort to mainstream the ideology of white nationalists and make it appealing to so-called ‘Hipsters’. This has been going on since the early days of Vice magazine. Probably won’t stop anytime soon, either.

  5. Alfred Thein permalink
    May 20, 2011 7:10 am

    Actually I just came from a hipster runoff page. I must say this is one of the top contenders for Internet stupidity. I wanted to punch something after I read a single article and read the “English” comments.

    Anyone who writes in that omgursocoolima3year0ldl33tzor needs to be shot. Then their parents need to be shot. Then we need to do DNA testing and just cull that entire line.

    • afin permalink
      June 11, 2011 12:03 am

      wow its really too bad you can’t appreciate good writing / culture / social commentary / humor.

      get a ‘clue,’ bro.

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